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| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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